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It honestly took me a few minutes to see that it wasn’t the same person
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Lee Jordan has given me unrealistic expectations for sports commentary
If I could just add my favourite:
"And it’s Johnson -Johnson with the Quaffle, what a player that girl is, I’ve been saying it for years but she still won’t go out with me -"
"JORDAN!" yelled Professor McGonagall.
”- just a fun fact, Professor, adds a bit of interest…”
I would watch sports if Jordan was the commentator
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So i was walking through campus on my way to class and it was raining a little…
Boy and Girl: *in a heated argument*
Girl: *suddenly sees me* Excuse me…would you say it is sprinkling or drizzling right now.
Me: *looks around* um…I guess probably…sprinkling?
Girl: *to Boy* HA TOLD YOU
*Boy and Girl walks away*
Me: What just happened?